Little Johnny

Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and forth in his rocking chair. The old man said, “Whatcha got there son?”

Johnny said, “Got me some chicken wire.”

“Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son?” asked the old man.

“Gonna catch me some chickens!” said Johnny.

“You can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire!” said the oldster. Johnny said “We’ll see!” and walked on down the street.

About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old man’s front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man said “Well, I’ll be!”

The next day, Johnny was again walking past the old man’s porch. “Whatcha got now son?”

“Got me some duct tape.”

“And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?” the old man asked.

“Gonna catch me some ducks!”

“You can’t catch no ducks with duct tape!” said the old man.
Johnny said “We’ll see!” and kept on walking.

About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief and said, “Well I’ll be!”

The next day, Johnny again was passing the porch.

“Whatcha got now son?” asked the old man.

Johnny said, “i got me some pussy willows.”

The old man said, “Wait right there I’ll get my hat!”